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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Bay Area

Don't Panic - That's MY Job

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15 August 1973
Bay Area
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Two roads diverged in a wood. And I, I went crashing through the underbrush. And that has made all the difference.
If people were meant to be profound on their own, they wouldn't need .sig files.
A technicality is a security breach that hasn't happened yet.
I'd like to cross mice with lemmings. That way, they'd all walk straight into my cat's mouth, 'cuz I'm sick of feeding him.
I'd like to send a picture of myself to some distant star, thousands of light-years away, because by the time the aliens realize I'm mooning them, I'll have been dead for centuries.
It's all fun and games until you beat a cliche to death.
There is only one thing worse than doing a good Oscar Wilde impression, and that is not doing a good Oscar Wilde impression
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